It’s not easy being a supermodel.
You have to make everything look effortless
While gazing off into the middle distance
………….even in the swimsuit shots,
In bi-ped news, we headed off to the surgeon yesterday and Simon was hoping to be told to take off the cast and run free ! In fact what the surgeon said was .”ooh lets cut you open and fix this, maybe shattering your elbow in the process”. When we neglected to whoop and cheer with excitement he suggested a few more weeks immobile with regular X-rays to monitor the healing.
The patient is losing his patience
(no-one guessed the name but I’ll pick some random winners and let you know)