Sunday, May 31, 2009

In all good stores.....

Tired?

feeling rushed?


Is the hectic pace of modern life getting you down?


What you need is a Craft Clock TM.


Recently invented in Ballarat, Australia, the all-new Craft Clock gives you more time to do the things you love.

When everyone around is flagging at 11pm - you can keep on rockin' through until 13 or 14 O'Clock and still get plenty of beauty sleep.



The Craft Clock is stylish yet functional and comes in a range of modern colours to suit any decor.

The perfect gift, Craft Clock tells people that you really care.

With Craft Clock you need never rush again! Those swap deadlines will be a piece of cake.
Get one today and stretch those crafting hours into crafting bliss.


(Just quietly cracking myself up over here)

96 comments:

  1. Exactly what I have been looking for! A craft clock is now on the top of my wish list! Thanks for showing me the way...

    Rita

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  2. Cracking me up too.
    Love it!!!
    Andi :-)

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  3. Maybe we had one of those at Sewjourn? I definitely need one at home as well (and I am very loudly cracking myself up at this post Jodie, you novelty sewer you!)

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  4. He he he...you're cracking us up too!

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  5. You should be an advertiser. Well done!

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  6. I NEED one

    he, he, he, if only...

    :-)
    PS i can only hope that no alarm clocks where hurt in the making of this blog post!

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  7. Hip, hip, hooray!!! The best invention since sliced bread - where can I get me one of these???

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  8. Ha ~ this clock would give me loads of time (((O:
    Really love it!

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  9. Another one cracking up over here! Love it!!

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  10. You are a totally hilarious dag. Seriously. Your inventiveness never gets old.

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  11. Great advertising copy Jodie!

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  12. How and when can I get my hands on one of those? it is superb.

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  13. Hilarious! And just what I need!

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  14. and I'm joining you! (in the cracking up) love your work!

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  15. Extra hours in the day, yes please!

    I love this :-)

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  16. *snurk* I need that.. it would be great to have extra hours... though I would probably use them for sleep!

    p.s. you NEED to check out my 50's B Movie Craft Swap!

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  17. I am so loving your clock Jodie, cacking myself with everyone else, Ballarat is the place for the cleverest people!!!!!

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  18. Ooooh, just what I always wanted LOL. I'll take two thanks ;o).
    Hugs,
    Joy :o)

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  19. Is there a matching craft calendar, with an extra month or two?

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  20. I'm 'cracking up' right along with you Jodie. I think I need one of those too.
    Hugs ~ Kerryanne

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  21. I think this is in direct response to my wailing about not having enough kiddy free crafting time. I'll order one for each day of the week please.

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  22. Do I have to use it only when crafting or can it have wider application?

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  23. Priceless! I want something that freezes time, but let's me get on with things.

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  24. Absolutely perfect as always Jodie! You've hit the nail on the head! Locket xx

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  25. Yes, yes and yes...Must get myself onto that clocks timezone.

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  26. This is the best idea I have seen all weekend, and well I could use one about now, this month has seen me miss a number of deadlines. Tomorrow is a new month with a whole lot more deadlines looming! Thanks for the giggle.

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  27. I so need one of those!! You need to patent the idea :)

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  28. Awesome, we needed one of those at our craft weekend, especially when we were having dessert at 11pm!

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  29. I've been searching for years for the website where I could get more time. Looks like I've found it! Love your clock!

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  30. i so need one of these. i went to bed after 12 and up at 6 just so I could get a head start on some projects this morning before the rest of the world is up!

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  31. Could I have one and use it for writing reports??? or maybe fitting in even more craft than I have already this weekend instead of doing them!!! YOU ARE BRILLIANT!

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  32. I am such a dag! I've been hovering my cursor over the blue text seeing if it was a link to be able to buy one of these clocks!!! LOL

    You're a star!

    Vikki xx

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  33. What a useful thing to have in a crafters home !

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  34. It's got those missing hours I've been longing for!! Just Brilliant Jod!!

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  35. Don't you love it when you crack yourself up? You could work for an advertising agency and sell anything! We crafters always say how we need more hours in the day and you just invented them. What a FUN project.

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  36. Hilarious. What a great idea!

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  37. Oh I do applaud any kind of craft that makes you/us happy and this does on so many levels. And I just love seeing what your mind comes up with - wonder what's next!! I think you have a HUGE market for these quirky beauties!!

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  38. Hilarious! Thanks for sharing. And I must second whoever said they would buy one if you put them in your store. Actually, I'd buy 2.

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  39. Here I've been wasting all my time trying to invent a 27 hour day and you have pipped me to the post with a 32 hour DOOZY!

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  40. Just what I need. And it even comes in green! Where do I go to place my order? :-)

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  41. If the clock is bigger, do you get more hours?

    So long as you are not cracking up, that is what matters... you're not are you Jodie? Er, Jodie?... Jodie??!!

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  42. I WANT one...
    I NEED one...
    Where can we GET one?

    I LOVE it! TOO Funny but, so true! I think we could all use one of these clocks!

    Let me know when you start making these. I'd buy it one! I really would!

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  43. I need one of those... to apply to all areas of my life!

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  44. Well, it loudly cracked me up over here. :)

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  45. You're hilarious. I love the humour in your crafting.

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  46. time and time again you your creativity has me in stitches, Love your work

    Christmas Tree Sue

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  47. I LOVE IT and NEED TO GET ONE!!!!!!

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  48. Finally, the mother of all inventions to the rescue...thanks Jodie!

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  49. Hey - My mum gave me a 'mother's clock' for my first mother's day (10 yeras ago now) which has 16 hours on it, just like yours :o) , since a mum needs the extra hours to get everything done. It isn't a working clock, but looks like one and hangs on the wall in a kitchen, and catches visitors off guard - very nifty. Yours is a lovely softy version that is sure to strike a crafty,mothery chord. Good job.

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  50. You never cease to make me chuckle,,, Where DO you get your witty ideas from?? Great job....PS - word verification (methone) is that a hint ?

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  51. I needed on of those on Friday!!! Love it.

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  52. Oh I want one! Would love to say "Oh, it's 15'o'clock!"

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  53. Well done Jodie!!! The funny thing is my kids actually do say "15 o'clock" - the stove uses a 24 hour clock!.
    Mind you I think that I will use this one though the next time DH asks what time I came to bed ... this morning I could have said "half past 14 dear!"

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  54. love it! exactly what I need...more hours of the day to myself and I hope it lets babies sleep 16 hours instead of 12!

    perfect!
    Corrie:)

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  55. I may need one of these, my day certainly could use a few more hours added to it!

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  56. oh my gosh what a riot! Love it!

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  57. love it........can you send one up........may need it this week before 8 visitors arrive........

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  58. That is fabulous!!! Crafter's worldwide will all want one.
    I love it. Thanks Jodie - your posts are great.

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  59. Funny! I want one too! you could sell those!

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  60. I need a craft clock! That is so darn cute. :)

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  61. Do you have any digital 30-hour models in stock? No?

    You come up with the best things - its hilarious!

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  62. I so totally have to get myself one of those!!! Very very clever indeed. I just love visiting your blog. I always leave with a smile on my face...

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  63. Now that has to be the best invention yet doesnt it. Oh if only it were true. I think I may need one for myself. Very very cute!

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  64. That's a timely invention. (I suck at puns) I love the fat face on it.

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  65. Genius - sometimes that is all you need to say!

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  66. I love the stitchy numbers..I often need to set an alarm to remind me the kids need picking up and other non crafty stuff that may be important.
    So it would be cute and useful!

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  67. Too funny, I was cutting my strips last night for the quilt along at the old red barn, and wishing there was more time in the day, took a break to check blogs, and there you were with more time for me! Thanks!
    (I ended up staying up till 16:00)

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  68. I swear woman -- I want some of what you're having. You ALWAYS come up with the BEST ideas!

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  69. The clock is adorable and I LOVE the post. I just put a link to this post on my blog. I hope it brings you a few extra clicks.

    Denise
    http://needlework.craftgossip.com

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  70. Your clock is fabulous!!! Count on a woman to figure out how to put extra hours in the day!

    I posted a link to your project on Craft Gossip Sewing:
    http://sewing.craftgossip.com/wp-admin/post.php?action=edit&post=4397&message=7
    --Anne

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  71. golly gosh !! you are one endless creative thing you, that is soo very clever love it , love it !

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  72. One of the cutest things EVVAAA! Love it!

    ~Kim

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  73. Yep! I'll put my order in for one of those too-brilliant:)

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  74. Oh I need one of those too!

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  75. You are cracking me up. My favorite is how the numbers get closer and closer together and 14 is just squeezed in between 13 and 15. haha seriously I'm laughing out loud and people are looking at me (I'm at work squeezing in blogging time, shhh). Absolutely hilarious. I need that clock in my life!

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  76. That's hysterical! And I totally need one!

    Thanks for sharing!

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  77. nice work. I just am thinking about the actually hours in the day (24) and if we factor in how much on average we sleep (8) then we are already using 16 hours of the day for whatever (crafting) and I guess you are pretty much bang on. Honestly, we should really have clocks set in military time with the whole 24 hours and that would be more accurate. Does the clock actually work? I don't know why I am asking a question here, you probably don't read all the comments anyway.

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  78. that is awesome!!!
    although, I have to say, nothing will ever be as awesome as the selvedge frock!

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  79. That is very cool, we love clocks and collect vintage ones from time to time but yes this one is one to get!!

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  80. Sometimes it's totally ok to find yourself THE most amusing person on the planet. Its funny, take the glory

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  81. A clock that works!!! Yay!!! \o/\o/

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  82. *iiiiiiiiiiiiik*

    Definitely neeed one too.

    ... ♥ ...
    maaria

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  83. Definitely a clock for all Mamas too! So cute.

    Hey Jodie, I'm going to learning how to sew for the very first time starting up sometime in the Fall when we are back home in the US. Can you recommend some great beginner books by chance? I am a serious beginning, we're talking never even learned how to sew a button on! Sad, I know. I'm particularly interested in quilting. Very blog is such an inspiration. xx

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Hellloooooo !!!!