I am being a bit grumpy at Jodie because it has tooken her about twenty hundred days to make me be ready and lots of time I was naked with no clothes at all!
I am very special because I am going to find a new home and I will in a auction which is about people winning and paying money to look after kids whose maybe mum or dad is not very well.
Jodie said I have to go to meet a nice person called Pip and she will look after me until I go to a very new home. If you wanted me to come to your house then you would have to know about Softies for Mirabel cause that is where I will be going first before my new house.
I hope my new home has some children who aren’t babies. Do you like babies? I think they look nice when they are all bubbled up in their pushers but when they get let out and get near to you they are all gross and they dribble lots and grab at stuff. And did you know my friend Sara has a baby that pulls hair all the time and makes Sara cry even!
Then I dobbered on him to Jodie and she said just to go and play somewhere else and I said I couldn’t because he was just being everywhere. So Jodie came over to the slide and looked at him funny when he tried to push in and I said to her to tell off him but Jodie said you are not allowed to tell off other peoples children , you can only be telling off to your own children and dollies, and I said that you should be able to tell off stupid head boys who are mean with sticky up hair.
After we left the park we had to do jobs which was boring and going to the supermarket which was a bit funner because we bought some nice things and the man at the meat place said aren’t you cute and gave me a piece of meat and I said thank you but he had sticky-up hair like the mean boy at the park so I just held on to the meat and I didn’t eat it and then I dropped it on the floor a bit on purpose, because I thought he was maybe the mean boys dad and that he gave me a poison meat and I told Jodie and she said he was not the mean boys dad because he was too young and that I was being a bit silly.
I said “Well you don’t know everything in the whole wide world”!
Jodie said she thinks it will be a long weekend.........